Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Cafes I Have Known: Tennessee Edition
Sunday, May 29, 2011
Dollywood Adventure
My friend Bryson picks me up at my Knoxville hostel to go to Dollywood. He has a congenital heart condition, so he gets in at a discount all summer long. And he goes three or four times each summer.
I am initially skeptical that reality-heavy Dollywood will sustain my interest beyond a curiousity go.
Consider how most people read a biography once but return to a good novel over and over. With other theme parks, a reliance on fictional characters, iconography, and familiar mythology creates this type of respite. The burdens of paying the rent and baking bread for breakfast can wait.
Dolly Parton’s life story, however, is different. It encourages visitors to consider their daily lives as opportunities to be heroic.
(clockwise from upper left): Dolly is not hiding her involvement; each ticket has her name and likeness on it. An iconic map makes navigating the many park villages easy. Dolly's home-on-wheels gives visitors a chance to see what life on the road is like for a country musician. The book train for Dolly's Imagination Library.
That understanding begins with Parton’s philanthropy. Beyond Bryson’s gate discount, Parton is the organizing force behind The Imagination Library – an international foundation that provides free books to pre-kindergarten youngsters.
I think about the books I purchased for my niece and nephew, “doesn’t everyone buy books for the children in their life.”
Well, yes, that’s kind of the point. Dolly has a ginormous life.
In nearby Sevierville, Parton established a center for women’s health services. She might as well be helping her neighbor pay for a mamogram.
Everyone I meet on my trip to Tennessee seems to have a story of how they have been personally touched by her benevolence. Her interests employ literally thousands of people in Nashville and Pigeon Forge alone.
Bryson has an interesting way of putting it: “Out here, there are three kinds of money: old money, new money, and Dolly money.”
Yours Truly and my pal Bryson in front of the Dollywood Express that chugs guests to the park's various corners
Among her greater extravagances are the park's Vegas-scale musicals. They run three times a day, simultaneous to one another.
Bryson and I snag air conditioned seats for “Dreamland Drive-In,” a jukebox revue and “Sha-Kon-O-Hey!” for which Parton wrote original music.
Parton’s journey takes on depth for me at the Smoky Mountain Home and Dolly Museum attractions.
The first is a replica of Parton’s two-room childhood home, decorated with treasures from the original.
The second is a museum filled with Parton clippings and displays.
I consider my father’s beginnings on a chicken farm in Oklahoma. How he moved to a house with modern conveniences with my great uncle in Colorado after returning to the US from war. Those were dramatic changes for him and he only lived with one sibling and one parent.
Dolly has eleven siblings!
My chance to feel tiny at one of the many photo op sites in Dollywood
Inside the museum, I read a piece on the opening of the park. People magazine inferred on their cover that Parton was a “hillbilly.”
While this term is now generally recognized as a slur, it's breezy deployment in 1986 must have had an awkward, private impact on the mountain dwellers among her fanbase.
Dollywood has the expected thrills and rides, too. Thunderhead, one of the world’s last wooden roller coasters is here. While the banks aren’t as sharp on wooden coasters, the vibration of the wood enhances the thrill of the steep, slow climbs and delicate freefalls.
My ride on Thunderhead is as smooth a ride as I’ve ever had on this type of frame, perhaps eclipsed only by the defunct Mister Twister which I rode as a child in my youth.
I enjoy the gravity defying loops of the more modern Tennessee Tornado, feeling my feet slip over my head and back again.
Bryson checks the ride site photographs after each ride. I always seem to be smiling broadly with my eyes closed.
(L to R): The grist mill from which delicious baking eminates! The Mystery Mine, a fire danger theme ride with a splash ending, and patrons strolling the Dollywood grounds.
There are eleven unique villages in the park. That doesn’t even include the separate admission water park next door.
I enjoy engaging the spaces between the villages, too.
It is cheering to hear gospel coming from a group performing in a gazebo and know it is musical celebration and not in the service of a fear-mongering liturgy.
At every walkway, Dolly’s hits whisper steadily over the park P.A. system. "Coat of Many Colors," "Nine to Five," and "Here You Come Again." She's been making them for so long, you forget there are so many.
A bald eagle winks his eye at the on-site preserve for non-releasable birds. The smell of cinnamon rolls wafts up beside the waterwheeled “grist mill."
Oh, yes, the park has a professional whittler and a participatory taffy pull.
Can this be happening? I am moved by a theme park!
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Frequency Hopper Update and New Posts Coming Soon!
My tour of Northern England and Scotland winds up this week!
I've had a tremendous time. Most everyone has been super friendly and helpful.
A few points of order:
deltamagnet@yahoo.com or deltamagnet@facebook.com
- At this time I'm soliciting new adventures. If you are the representative of a travel bureau or own a business you would like me to visit, please email me.
- Presently, I have solid couch surfing offers from pals in Buenos Aires, Argentina, and Tehama, Japan. These are my best leads for a 2012 international trip. Nearby B&Bs, upscale hostels, and unique housing situations: please ring me up! The doors are wide open and I'm in planning mode.
- I'm launching two new "ongoing series": Cafes I Have Known and Bookstores I Have Known. If your cafe or bookstore business would like to be featured in a future post, please let me know and I will arrange a visit when next I'm in your town.
- Below are some of the posts I'm organizing for the summer and fall.
I'll be folding in my promised Colorado, Wyoming, and Arizona posts also.
If you'd like a notification when a specific topic is posted, please email me and I will let you know when it is up...
Manchester, England
Salford Lads Club Smiths Room Quest (with video)
Newcastle, England
Segedunum and Hadrian’s Wall Adventure
Glasgow, Scotland
Tramway Hidden Gardens Adventure
Glasgow Necropolis Adventure
Pollok County Garden and Burrell Collection Adventure
Strathyre, Scotland
Right-of-Way to Rob Roy’s Grave Adventure (with video)
Ben Vane Hiking Adventure (with video)
Falls of Dochart and Killin Trail Adventure
Stirling, Scotland
Stirling Castle Adventure
Edinburgh, Scotland
Craigmilllar Castle Adventure
Arthur’s Seat Adventure (with video)
Egilsay, Scotland
Edible Egilsay Adventure
Nashville, Tennessee
Nashville Cycle Tour Adventure
The Columbia Viper and Superhero Tourism
Knoxville, Tennessee
Knoxville Noon Music
Pigeon Forge, Tennessee
Dollywood Adventure
Asheville, North Carolina
Linville Caverns Adventure
Black Mountain College Quest and Montreat Hiking Adventure
Carl Sandburg Connemara Farm Adventure
Raleigh, North Carolina
Crepe Myrtle Pride Celebration
University of North Carolina Greenbelt and Botanical Garden Adventure
St. Louis, Missouri
Going Up In The Gateway Arch
Thanks to all my readers for making these journeys so fun to pursue!
xxoo
Dale
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Nashville Voluntourism Adventure

When Nashville flooded earlier this year, many people put aside their summer plans to visit America’s country music capital. Faced with a similar decision, I chose to spend a portion of my time in central Tennessee volunteering.
My opportunity was arranged by HandsOn Nashville, part of the HandsOn Network of resource centers which match nonprofit organizations with community needs and local volunteers.
“I love the diversity of non profit service. We partner with over 400 service and nonprofit agencies.” said Director of External Affairs, Lisa Davis Purcell, “From hunger to homelessness to animal welfare.”
Hands On likes to note that they are responsible for connecting ten percent of all Nashville area volunteers, creating 23 million dollars of economic impact every year.
The possibilities for me to contribute were organized on an electronic calendar at the HandsOn Nashville website.
The day I was in town, two food pantries needed distribution help. One flood relief building project needed assistance loading a truck.
I registered online and when I clicked on the appointment time, a dialogue box opened offering to email a volunteer leader who would be supervising on location.
Many people don’t realize how dialed in HandsOn was when the flood came. They simply activated their flood response plan!
“We have memorandums of understanding with the city if there are emergencies,“ Lisa said. “When there is an emergency, our boss is there at the city’s emergency command center.”
There are a number of such roadmaps available which create timetables for such expected volunteer response activities as sandbagging and as unexpected ones as securing prophylactic medicines for survivors.
For my part, I reported to Betsy at a storage site in an up-and-coming Nashville neighborhood called The Gulch. Kim and Josh were already loading up boxes of joint compound.
The supplies needed to be moved to a second storage area. There were towers of rolling trays, rubber gloves, nails, screws, and plenty of hammers too.
It took a while to get the hand of manipulating the dolly, a task at which Kim was expert. Josh and I ferried supplies to her and she found space for them inside the trailer.
Lisa had observed that Ford Motor, Nike, and others provided material support during the flood. During a break in moving some of the building supplies Lowes donated, Josh and I stopped to appreciate the contributions of Budweiser to the flood relief effort by drinking some of their name-brand potable drinking water.
Who else pitched in notably? Ke$ha donated a concert. Taylor Swift made a direct donation. “Nashville is the buckle of the Bible belt, and a lot of our volunteers are from faith-based organizations.” Presbyterians, The Mormon Church and Scientologists made up some of the core of faith-based response.
Looking at that list of contributors, some who have very publicly used their wealth to challenge the gay community, I thought it was cool that through HandsOn we could all equally receive some non-politicized face time.
LGBT folks like myself can get so involved in our own cause we fail to call attention to the need for broader community-mindedness. Also, We can be reluctant to contribute if we feel we can’t be ourselves and blend in at the same time. I certainly would stick out among a crowd of Mormon relief workers.
The good news: when you are driving a truck or hoisting a ladder and putting your body on the line, very few people assess your affectional preference.
Friday, August 13, 2010
Southern US Bus Adventure

The five stops on my Southen United States journey were all served by airports. At least two of the destinations were connected by rail.
I chose to ride the bus.
Why? Inexpensive, no security checkpoints, no overpriced restaurants. I got to track my own luggage without so much as a metal detector. I got bathroom breaks, an open seat next to me and I got a view of the land.
If I had flown, I would have been obliged to drive two hours to St. Louis airport, arrive 90 minutes early, fly one hour to a second location, change planes, fly another hour and a half to Nashville, collect my bags, and wait for ground transit to take me 20 minutes into town. A total of eight hours.
By bus, Columbia, Missouri to Nashvlle, Tennessee took ten hours door-to-door. That included a two hour transfer in St. Louis.
Country music stars have, for decades, chartered coaches. Some of it is superstition: Major stars like Patsy Klein and Buddy Holly died on puddle jumpers that served their tour’s minor destinations. Some of it is economic: conveying their entourage by bus permits an act to give a bigger show in more venues.
Music fans following bands recognize these realities. They save wear-and-tear on their vehicles or even the inconvenience of obtaining a vehicle.
In Knoxville, I met a Swiss student who was looking for music venues. For about the price of a round trip cross-country plane ticket, he could use a 1 month bus pass to take in Nashville, Memphis, Chicago, Washington D.C. and New York. At our lodging, he met up with a cadre Widespread Panic enthusiasts.
The bus has it’s own culture. Folks are unhurried and respectful. Very few people consider traveling on a bus as a luxury, though for many of them it is.
On the first leg of my Nashville journey, I sat at the very back of the bus with a woman and her nephew.
She was on her cell phone. He was playing with a WWF action figure and kept losing parts of its costume on the floor. She would pick them up and say, “Don’t lose the cowboy hat! I paid $25 for your wrestling man.” Then he would drop them again and laugh. And she would stop her conversation, cell phone pressed to shoulder, and pick the tiny clothes up again.
As we were disembarking, I pulled my lunch bag from under the seat in front of me and it burst. A half-empty soda can had rolled to the back of the bus and spilled on the contents. “Nobody using this,” my neighbor said, handing me a blue pillow case with blue spirals on it.
It wasn’t until I got into the terminal that I noticed how many other people were carrying belongings in pillowcases. It was far more common than people carrying a matching backpack and suitcase combo. I felt more at ease with this small, unintended assimilation.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
New Adventures

I’m on the road again!
If you are near one of the following locations, please get in touch with me deltamagnet@yahoo.com so we can get our social network on.
- Columbia, Missouri
- St. Louis, Missouri
- Nashville, Tennessee
- Knoxville, Tennessee
- Asheville, North Carolina
- Raleigh-Durham, North Carolina
- Denver, Colorado
- Boulder, Colorado
- Greeley, Colorado
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